You know you are wrapped around...

Peanut's little finger when:

• You changed your Astro package to include her cartoon channels.
  
• You wake up at 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am without complaining
  
• she regurgitates up her milk all over your clothes, her clothes, the newly changed bedsheets and you never once flinched or get mad.
  
• she kicks you in the face when she sleeps and you never complain about the pain
  
• you go out shopping all day and you only bought stuff for her and nothing for yourself and yet you still feel satisfied and happy
  
• she does the number 2 and has poo all over her clothes and yet you still console yourself by saying "at least it doesn't smell so bad"
• it's 5:30am and you can still catch some snooze before you get ready for work but you choose to play and sing to her instead.
  
• you brush your teeth immediately after eating petai so that she won't smell it on your breath when you kiss her
• you sing nursery rhymes out loud to her despite knowing your singing is not so good and that the people around you might be snickering at your lousy vocals. And you don't give a damn.
• she screams and laughs so loud you think you're going deaf but all you can think off is "maybe she can become Taurus's future karaoke kaki".
  
• you drink coffee round the clock just to stay awake and be more alert when she wakes up in the middle of the night.
  
• you look forward to go home after work everyday just so you can bathe her and spend some time alone together.
  
• she gives out a loud burp and you tell everyone to excuse her for burping like a man.
  

She is playing me real good. oh yeah.