Tulan-sified

Damn tulan wey..:

• When the traffic lights at the Jalan P.Ramlee junction goes green only for like 5 seconds before it turns red again. So tulan especially on Fridays when there's serious gridlock and only one car can pass through.
  
• When I ordered McD's delivery and they only passed me chilli sauce packets with the food. What about those people who love tomato sauce
  
• When the coke light i ordered with my McD's meals are flat.
  
• When i drive behind huge vehicles i.e.Trucks, buses, 4WDs cos I can't see what's in front of them.
  
• When we go to a nice restaurant and they don't serve our meals at the same time. So what do I do when my partner eats? Count the number of napkins on each table?
  
• WhenI go to people's blogs and suddenly shocked myself when some random song starts to play. Super irritating.
  
• When BigB sleeps at 8pm on a Friday night.
  
• When I streamed my favorite drama and found out right at lunch time, that the video doesn't work even though i checked half hour before that to make sure it's alright.
  
• When the auntie at the fruit stall take ages to give me back my RM3 change cos she was too busy telling some grandmother story to the auntie making coffee.
  
• When the hairstylist cannot take hints that I'm not interested in their products / treatments.
  
• When the toilet floor is so damn wet because some people do not know how to use the bidet properly.
  
• When it rains or birds shit on my car right after it is washed.
• When they ran out of yee mee at the steamboat place.
  
• When people walk super slow and are aimless in shopping malls.
  
• When the hot water dispenser at my office doesn't work, making my coffee looks yucky and taste icky.
  
• When I go back to the bedroom after my shower and realised i forgot to take out my contact lenses from my eyes.
  
• When i have to fight with the crowd and can't find parking to eat at my favorite nasi lemak shop.
  
• When it rains heavily at 5pm on a weekday = jam.
  
• When i have an opportunity to go to the next lane but suddenly a few motorcyclists started honking because they need to drive through. And the window of opportunity to crossover is gone.
  
• When i can't find Peanut's Avent pacifier cos the damn thing is transparent but that's the only pacifier she likes to suck to sleep.
  
• When i want that thing i saw online sooooo badly only to find out it's out of stock.
  
• When i still can't fit into my jeans and my tops seems shorter.
  
• When we drove all the way to that dvd shop to get a stack of my haven't yet watched movies only to find it closed.
  
• When all i want to do is get out of the office and go home, but the lift JUST have to stop at every freaking floor.
  

Phew, so many things to be tulan-ed about.

Maybe, I'll have a list of things to be grateful of next.